After an udderly ridiculous 2018, I want to wish you all a Merry Cowmas and a Happy Moo Year!
Let go of your beefs, relax from all the high steak shennagins, stay up pasture bedtime, cuddle your bulloved ones, put on some good moo-sic and milk the festivities for all their worth.
Hopefully I've amoosed you, and not butchered any of these cow'ntless terribull puns.
Some say they're un-bull-ieveable, others say they aren't hoof bad!
New Year
Let go of your beefs, relax from all the high steak shennagins, stay up pasture bedtime, cuddle your bulloved ones, put on some good moo-sic and milk the festivities for all their worth.
Hopefully I've amoosed you, and not butchered any of these cow'ntless terribull puns.
Some say they're un-bull-ieveable, others say they aren't hoof bad!
